Australians get so confused during winter half of the population looks like they have 6 layers on and are ready to hibernate at any given moment the other half is wearing shorts and singlets saying “it’s not even that cold mate” every ten seconds
The best part is that these halves share the same space.
Susane Colasanti, When It Happens (via larmoyante)
I don’t give a shit what this article say, I will never stop seducing men by bellowing at them with my megaphone
The beginning of the end of the end of the beginning has begun.